Dispatch from the Dept. of Irony

Yesterday morning a Total Tithead Person driving a truck emblazoned with GTU football propaganda crashed into a building at the intersection of Peachtree and Roswell roads in Buckhead. Ironically, the truck sign says "Brace for Impact," which one can only hope will serve as a harbinger/metaphor for GTU's 2010 season.

[Photo: John Spink/AJC]

Apparently the no-texting-while-driving law doesn't go far enough. If you want to keep Georgians safe from nerd-guided truck missiles, what we really need is a no-twelve-sided-dice-rolling-while-driving law.
[Insert Rambling Wreckage joke here]

HT: edsbs